1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask: Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die.
2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you: Need it to be fixed?
A: No. It got bored of staying home alone so I brought it over for a ride.
3. When it’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: Are you going out in this rain?:
A: No, in the next one.
4. When you wake up, then comes a funny person asking you: Are you awake?
A: No. I’m sleep walking!
5. Your friend calls your home phone: Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!
6. They see you coming from the bathroom, wet: Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask: Going up?
A: No, not at all, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (My favorite!)
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him: are those flowers?
A: No baby! They’re Carrots.
9. You’re on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend sees you and asks: what are u doing here?
A: I’m here to pay my school fees!
(Source: Viral email)
LOL!!!
Have a laughter filled weekend everyone.
LOL!! Hilarious!
I really shouldn’t, but I like the first one the best
. Hilarious post, have a great weekend too Doyin, and thanks for stopping by earlier 
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hahaha too funny. The first one was too funny though. training to die lol. You just made my day babe : ).
Doyin…lol, .I’m always asking “are you awake?, so, time to stop now…..enjoy your weekend dear!
Interesting angle to the questions, they put things in a different perspective. Hilarious answers too, ,even though I think some of the questions may be valid.
Hilarious answers. LOL
So hillarious. U neva stop.
Hope u hv a good weekend 2 full of laffta
lol … this was a good laff
hahahahaha…. will definitely use one of them soon….stupid questions do require such answers
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dearie u just made my day ; cant stop laffing:))
LOLsssssssssssss. I love #7 too.
lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll! i like the flowers one- carrots? hahahaa haha aha ahahaaha ha aah
lololo,lol, love the replies!
That got me laughing so much, I may even be using some of them soon.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it!!!!! Too funny!
I love this post. The responses sound like things I would think up and sometimes say or not, depending on how benevolent I feel at the time.
When I was at University, my best friend and I stumbled across a book. I can’t remember the title word for word but it was something like ‘Silly answers to stupid questions’. We had a field day doling out the answers in response to lots of stupid questions we got asked until we got a taste of our own medicine.
One of the girls in the room next to ours wore her hair natural but one day we came back to the hostel and noticed she’d relaxed it. So we both exclaimed “Oh wow! You relaxed your hair?” To which she promptly replied with a deadpan expression “no, the rain beat me!”
No one had to tell us to stop using the responses from the book after that.
I like the sleep-walking one. Ha ha ha.
Beautiful. My best is the one left by Wordsmythe – “no the rain beat me!”
Thanks for this Doyin. It helps us take ourselves less seriously.
LOL * I die frOm laughter… CaRrots!!