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It all began with an iPhone

October was when my daughter celebrated her 15th birthday, and I got her an iPhone.

She just loved it. Who wouldn’t?

I celebrated my birthday in January, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

My son’s birthday was in December so I got him an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday next October so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fighting started…

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activated the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!!!

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A man was asked at an interview to differentiate between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

He replied; if you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE, but if you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED…then if the right one catches you with the wrong one you are COMPLETELY FINISHED.

Have a fabulous weekend everyone.

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