1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask: Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die.
2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you: Need it to be fixed?
A: No. It got bored of staying home alone so I brought it over for a ride.
3. When it’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: Are you going out in this rain?:
A: No, in the next one.
4. When you wake up, then comes a funny person asking you: Are you awake?
A: No. I’m sleep walking!
5. Your friend calls your home phone: Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!
6. They see you coming from the bathroom, wet: Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask: Going up?
A: No, not at all, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (My favorite!)
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him: are those flowers?
A: No baby! They’re Carrots.
9. You’re on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend sees you and asks: what are u doing here?
A: I’m here to pay my school fees!
(Source: Viral email)
LOL!!!
Have a laughter filled weekend everyone.
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