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 – I can’t even begin to think what must be on the minds of these children – do they really  plan to start the generator? And the one with his leg on the Gen? lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 – someone had so much time, probably while waiting for the soup, to turn his eba into a face??? (PS: Eba ia made from garri, a staple starchy food in Nigeria)

 

 

 

 

 

 – I saw this on Facebook sometime ago, and while I hope it’s a fabrication/joke, I can’t help but wonder: if someone sent you this message on Facebook, what would you do? laff it off? delete the person asap? pass a caption of the message around for laffs?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 – Unique – this “bed-dress” or what do I call it? I actually like it…but a bit creepy? No?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 – Imagine if this became an official mode of transport. For women. Or perhaps, for better comic relief, for men! lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 – Mr Ibu (Nigerian Comedian) on a movie set – no further comments.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 – Want to be a millionaire? Answer the question!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 – A cockerel is a sheep? LWKPH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 – I say Amen! What do you say?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a fantastic weekend.

 

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No need for me to say anything…just enjoy the pictures…oh, and your weekend too.

PS: I guess only my Nigerian readers will understand most of these. 

 


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1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask: Are you sleeping?

A: No! I’m training to die.


2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you: Need it to be fixed?

A: No. It got bored of staying home alone so I brought it over for a ride.


3. When it’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: Are you going out in this rain?:

A: No, in the next one.


4. When you wake up, then comes a funny person asking you: Are you awake?

A: No. I’m sleep walking!


5. Your friend calls your home phone: Where are you?

A: At the bus stop!

6. They see you coming from the bathroom, wet: Did you just have a bath?

A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!


7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask: Going up?

A: No, not at all, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (My favorite!)


8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him: are those flowers?

A: No baby! They’re Carrots.


9. You’re on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend sees you and asks: what are u doing here?

A: I’m here to pay my school fees!

 

(Source: Viral email)

LOL!!!

Have a laughter filled weekend everyone.

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